1 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:11,344 (baseball fanfare beat) 2 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:18,559 - Oh, no, I thought they caught that streaker guy. 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,351 - You grab one, 4 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,561 another one pops up. - Yeah! 5 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,147 - Girls, uh... it's the league commissioner. 6 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,108 Let me handle this. 7 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,360 Uh, hello there, sir. What's up? 8 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,571 Was there a slo pitch crime, or something? 9 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,699 - The Brovaries' league fees are three weeks late. 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,328 - I'm so sorry. I can e-transfer that to you right now. 11 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,663 We have a new sponsor, usually our sponsor pays the dues. 12 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:43,167 And she won't pay for anything, if you know what I mean. 13 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,377 Anyways, how much is it? 14 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,171 - It's $1,500. 15 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,839 (all): What? - Dude! 16 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,050 - $1,500? - That's right. 17 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,218 - Jesus. Uh... 18 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,138 Okay, I don't have that kind of money lying around, 19 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:59,266 can-can we figure something out? 20 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,643 - I was gonna lock you guys out weeks ago, okay? 21 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:06,607 But my new lady friend, who is smokin' hot, 22 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:11,320 big red hair, so kind, she urged leniency, 23 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,905 because she's too good for this earth. 24 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:13,956 She's an angel. 25 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,617 - Okay. - But enough is enough. 26 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:20,579 - Thank you for your lovely lady's leniency, um... 27 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,040 Could we... could you just freeze it for like a week? 28 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,709 And we can get a little practice- 29 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,670 - Whoa! Absolutely not. 30 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,004 Excuse me! 31 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,673 (indistinct chattering) Excuse me, no! 32 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,217 Not one Brovary is entering this field 33 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,052 for a practice or a single game! 34 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,637 Until the fees are paid. 35 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,056 Okay? - Got it. 36 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:42,267 - In full. I have a job to do. You understand? 37 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,644 - We get it, thank you. - Yup. 38 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,645 - Okay? 39 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,397 - Guys, come on. - Okay. 40 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,898 - Ann, could you spot me? 41 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,401 - Sorry, I'm not liquid right now. Otherwise I would. 42 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,194 - Okay, anybody else? Can we pool our assets? 43 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,071 - Don't got any. - We should go look 44 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,698 for the buried treasure under the Public Lass! 45 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,282 - Oh, yeah! - Oh! 46 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,159 - You know, the old owner has a secret stash, right? 47 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,036 - Guys, I was thinking about something more immediate? 48 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:02,579 And real. 49 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,541 - Ooh! There's a sign on the telephone pole right there, 50 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,584 that says something for Slappy Sistas that says 51 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:10,129 we could make big money in mere hours, 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,590 training included. Check it out! 53 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,717 - Oh shit. - Hey... 54 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:18,470 - This is not a bad jumping off point, Boris. 55 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,265 - Using our bodies to make money? 56 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,393 (theme music) 57 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,839 - Welcome to the Brovaries first ever 58 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,675 sexy car wash fundraiser! 59 00:02:56,676 --> 00:03:02,932 (sultry upbeat music) 60 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:20,533 (silence) 61 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,993 - Water pressure's down again. 62 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,662 - Oh, my God! 63 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,122 We've been washing Joanne's car for an hour 64 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,458 without any real customers. 65 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,210 - I don't know, maybe we're just not hot enough. 66 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,211 - Yes, we are! 67 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,046 And we're having fun! 68 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,382 Whoo! Woo-hoo! - Yeah! 69 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,716 - Yeah, you're right. 70 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,552 Joanne looks pretty cute in her khaki shorts too! 71 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,806 Sasha definitely thinks so! I saw her staring at you. 72 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,307 You like them, right, Sasha? 73 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,892 - Yup. - Yeah! 74 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:51,230 - Yeah, well you know what they say. Khaki makes 'em whacky. 75 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,690 (all laughing awkwardly) 76 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,233 - Funny. - Yeah. 77 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,526 - Gonna go fix the hose. 78 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,319 - All right, let's sex it up! 79 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,113 (whispering): Did you see that? 80 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,073 Sasha flirting? 81 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,367 Okay, look. I may be reading into this, 82 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:06,746 but, uh, she texted me this yesterday. Um... 83 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,331 "Joanne, I need to tell you something 84 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,750 and please don't freak out. 85 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,878 I have bed humps." 86 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,256 I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, 87 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,049 it means exactly what you think it means. 88 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,426 (car horn honking) 89 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,885 She's coming over tomorrow night. 90 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:25,432 I gave her a key to my house. 91 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,268 I'm not... I know what you're thinking. 92 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,478 I'm not thinking that. 93 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,106 First customer of the day, guys! Look sharp. 94 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,816 (Boris): Bitch, ew... 95 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:39,111 Would you believe me if I told you that I had sex with her once 96 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,447 in that monster truck? (cackling) 97 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,742 Though I must say, I'm having a bit of a tough time 98 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:48,245 securing a follow-up romp with that. 99 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,830 (Mel): That's too bad. (Boris): I know. 100 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,457 I'm gonna try something new this week, though. 101 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,751 I learned about this new jealousy method on this podcast. 102 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,127 - Jealousy method? 103 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,755 - Yeah, Fake Girlfriend method. 104 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:58,464 Watch and learn. 105 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,716 Hey, Barbara! Nice to see you! 106 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:04,094 It's, uh... too bad you're a little bit late, 107 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,637 you just missed my girlfriend. 108 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:10,310 She really wanted to meet you 'cause she's 21, and a model. 109 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,771 - Girlfriend? - Yup. 110 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,357 - Why are you all half-naked? 111 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:19,319 - Uh... it's our sexy carwash fundraiser! 112 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,489 Uh... assistant manager Steve said you were cool with it? 113 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,657 - Steve. I gotta fire him. 114 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,659 He's an idiot. 115 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,703 - Well, old Juicy Moosey's having fun! 116 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:30,662 (Boris): Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:31,705 - Oh, my God, 118 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,083 I told him to take that thing to the dump! 119 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,459 The tits are so long! 120 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,960 Put a shirt on her! 121 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,463 All right? And the same goes for the rest of you! 122 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,006 - Want us to wash your car? - Yeah. 123 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,134 Okay, I can't stay, though, I have to go to church. 124 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,886 - Ooh, yes. You're very dressed up. 125 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,806 Kind of reminds me of something my girlfriend might wear, 126 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,350 only hers would be younger, you know, 127 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,810 more revealing. 128 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,186 - Well, I'm not gonna dress like a slut 129 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,397 to give a speech at my niece's first communion, am I? 130 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,691 - You know, my girlfriend might. 131 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,317 - All right, look, not a scratch. 132 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,568 I just got the seats reupholstered, 133 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,862 I'll be in the bar. 134 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,200 - Boris, what are you doing? You don't have a girlfriend. 135 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,827 (sucking sound) - I know, I made one up 136 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,663 to make her jealous. And I think it's gonna work. 137 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,456 Mel thinks it will work. Right, Mel? 138 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,042 - Mel, don't be so... 139 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,712 Don't be such a good time! Yeah! 140 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,881 I love this plan! It's totally gonna work! 141 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,635 (laughing loudly) 142 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,764 Ann changed by name in the team group chat to Mrs. No Fun. 143 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,891 I didn't even know you could do that. 144 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,102 I'm and tired of people calling me a buzz kill just because 145 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,813 I wanna make sure that everyone has a safe and fair... 146 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,024 You know what? No. It doesn't matter. 147 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,233 Because today... 148 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,110 I'm fun Zari. 149 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,945 Woo-hoo! 150 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,406 Free beer! 151 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,534 - Ann, gimme a glass of chardonnay. Something crisp. 152 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,036 Nothing oaky. Ice cold. 153 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,871 Do you have anything back there from Cote de Beaune? 154 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,498 - Uh... no. What? (Barbara grunting) 155 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,959 - All right, well, tell me what the people drink then. 156 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,337 - I don't know, they're listed in the back here. 157 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,088 We got two whites. 158 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,715 There's a dry one and a sweet one. 159 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,051 - Gosh, okay, well, then just give me a Pinot Grigio, 160 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,677 that'll have to do. I'm writing a speech 161 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,804 for my niece's first communion. (clearing throat) 162 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,598 - You haven't started writing yet? 163 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,975 - Well, no, I've got writers' block 'cause of all the pressure 164 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,978 my big, dumb, Catholic Italian family is putting on me. 165 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,688 It's stupid shit. 166 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,523 - Yeah, totally. - Okay, yeah. 167 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,984 Okay, so... all right. 168 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,737 (folk music playing) 169 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,239 God, that's bad. (coughing) 170 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,283 (Boris): Yeah, get right in there, underneath the hood, huh? 171 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,785 (Zari): Oh, yeah! 172 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,828 - You know what that mean. - Yup. 173 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,955 - Why behind a Taco Bell? - Yikes. 174 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,750 Guess it's a bad sign when your hose is dry and limp. 175 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:40,918 (car horn honking) (man): Hey ladies! 176 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,378 - Well, we could maybe get a little- 177 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,129 - Oh... guys, customers! 178 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,130 (man): Yeah! - Uh-oh, uh-oh, 179 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,048 get ready for a catcall. 180 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,174 - Come on! - Here we go. 181 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,759 - Hey! 182 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,345 - How much to put your clothes back on? 183 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,305 - Oh! - Put 'em back on! 184 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,307 (Joanne): Very funny. - $1,500! 185 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,975 (motor roars) 186 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,143 - Mel... 187 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,895 - That's how much we're trying to raise, isn't it? 188 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,981 - Yeah, but we're not that desperate! Come on. 189 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,316 And we're still hot! So don't listen to them, okay? 190 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,611 - Okay, I know I brought it up already, but it would be so fun 191 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,239 if we actually did go look for the Public Lass treasure. 192 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,240 (gasping) 193 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,408 - Yes! - Zari! 194 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,784 Please, all right, 195 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,661 you're supposed to be the smart one. 196 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,746 That's a story that the old owner made up. 197 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,374 - "There's always money in the kilt!" 198 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,043 The clue about the treasure! - Yes! 199 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,795 - It's written above the left-handed urinal. 200 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,964 Apparently, it's been there since before I was born. 201 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,008 (all): Ooh... - See? Think about how 202 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,094 exciting it would be if we all just spontaneously 203 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:35,431 stopped doing this carefully thought-out activity 204 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,391 and abandoned it to do something else! 205 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,642 - Yes! - No! 206 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,310 No, we're not abandoning! No! 207 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,521 We're not hunting for buried treasure! 208 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,647 (all gasping) 209 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,025 Sorry, Sasha! I... (Boris): The hose is back. 210 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,277 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get a towel for you. 211 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,155 - Okay, uh, well... 212 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,824 It's on, so let's just finish her off, yeah? 213 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,367 - Yeah, you're all wet. 214 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,161 - Yo! - Oh! 215 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,212 - Nice! 216 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,831 Check how big these cup holders are. 217 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,667 - Shade... Nice leather upholstery! 218 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,002 You could sleep in here! 219 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,338 - Look at this. - Look at all these buttons! 220 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:11,050 - I saw the clue last week because I was so margarita tipsy 221 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,177 I accidentally went into the men's bathroom, 222 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,180 but I was like, "Who cares? This is so much fun!" 223 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,599 - The old owners? Come on! They went bankrupt! 224 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,143 If they had a bunch of cash... 225 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,479 Just lying around the... 226 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,356 They-they wouldn't sell their beloved bar... 227 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,565 - Yo, coach! - Uh, Joanne. 228 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,608 (both): Joanne! 229 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,860 - Joanne! (screaming) 230 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,447 - Oh, my God. - Oh, no, no, no... 231 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:34,948 It's soaked. It's fucking soaked. 232 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,909 - Oh. 233 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,452 - Got some writersrs block the? 234 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,704 - Okay, so... (clearing throat) 235 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,456 "Carmelita," that's her name. 236 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,416 "I am so proud of you." 237 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,210 I can't say that. 238 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,169 Do I need to say that? 239 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,463 My father never told me he loved me and I'm fine! 240 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,465 - Hey, Barb! - God. 241 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,758 Are you done with my car? 242 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,802 - No. Uh... we are taking our time 243 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,720 with your sweet ride. - Oh, nice. 244 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,305 - I just wanna make sure you're getting 245 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,765 the luxury treatment here. 246 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,308 - Okay. - Ann, can I have a word? 247 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,103 - Yeah. Totally. 248 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,437 Here, have those. They're from France. 249 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,065 - Oh. Paris. Enchant�e. 250 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,609 - What's wrong? - I need you to keep her here 251 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,153 as long as possible. - What? Why? 252 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,154 - We flooded her car. 253 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,406 - You flooded Barb's car? 254 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,324 - Shh! It was nobody's fault. 255 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,242 (sighs) 256 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,535 It was Zari. 257 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,661 And also Boris. 258 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,997 - All right, I'm going to Olive Garden. 259 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,916 This Canadian wine, it's so uninspiring, you know? 260 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,627 Also these nuts? They don't taste French, 261 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,962 they taste local. 262 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,381 - Oh, that's, uh... But you know what, Barb? Um... 263 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,925 We... we just had a shipment of wine 264 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,301 from the-the wine rep today. 265 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,594 It's all whites. 266 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:38,887 You should stick around, try them all! 267 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,472 - Shipment? What wine rep? 268 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,057 Well, whatever. Where they from? 269 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,517 - Spain. - No. 270 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,602 - Uh... and Paraguay. 271 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,689 - Okay. Okay, so... 272 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,816 all right. Okay. - Yeah. 273 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,444 - Paraguayans. - Yeah, yeah! Absolutely. 274 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,528 - Enjoy! - Thank you. 275 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,197 "Carmelita..." Carmelita. 276 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,825 I don't know, she's got a large head. 277 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,827 Is that good or bad? (door opens) 278 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,787 (yelling over each other) 279 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,040 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Guys, guys, guys! 280 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,083 Listen. I bought us some time. All right? 281 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,461 Here's the plan. Lee, inside with Ann, 282 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,545 keep Barb off the scent. 283 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,339 Mel, Zari, drum up some business. 284 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,716 Babe. 285 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,218 - Babe? - Sasha? 286 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:18,886 - Oh, me? 287 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,221 - Yeah, go get your hairdryers. 288 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,514 Let's go! 289 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,724 - Yeah... - Uh, okay. 290 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,350 - Car wash! Who wants a car wash?! 291 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,727 - Let's go! We got water! 292 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,897 - We got titties! We got cars! - Bring it our way! 293 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,690 (sighing exasperatedly) 294 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,902 - Okay, I know this is disaster, but, um... 295 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,196 Sasha and I tag teaming 296 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,907 crisis management before our big night. 297 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,658 (chuckles) Ay, ay, ay. 298 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,452 Mamma mia, pizzeria. 299 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,329 (laughing awkwardly) 300 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,083 Yeah. Teamwork as foreplay? Wow. 301 00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:51,043 I mean, send me to prison, officer. That's a crime 302 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,587 I'm gonna commit. You know? Ah! 303 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,839 - Uh... so my car isn't normally like this, 304 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,051 I just found out that I have bed bugs. 305 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,177 Super gross. 306 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:03,013 I did tell Joanne 'cause I knew that she wouldn't 307 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,100 be grossed out by it and I was definitely right, 308 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,976 'cause, uh... 309 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,271 she took that as an invitation to give me these. 310 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,524 Keys! To her home. 311 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,192 Said I could stay as long as I wanted. 312 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,360 (sighing) 313 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,279 I'm sorry but I just... I do not do the whole U-Haul thing. 314 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,031 You know what? I'm an idiot. I really... 315 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:24,076 I thought that we could be maybe casual, and, uh... 316 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,122 Joanne... does not do casual. And I do not do relationships. 317 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:32,210 Not since the last one. That was, uh... 318 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,129 bad, that was... 319 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,963 (plastic bags scrunching) 320 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,133 Really bad. Anyway, um... 321 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,929 It is time to de-escalate this budding romance. 322 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,305 Fuck! 323 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,182 (hair dryers humming) 324 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,393 - I got hers and hers toothbrushes! 325 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,444 - What? 326 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,897 - Hers and hers! 327 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:58,278 - Um... Joanne, I think we need to talk. 328 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,655 (hair dyers turn off) - Yeah? 329 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,991 - Joanne, look, I'm really grateful you didn't freak out 330 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,284 when I told you about- 331 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,288 - Oh, my God, Sasha. It's fine, it's totally fine. 332 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,583 Yeah, I too may have had a case of the bed humps 333 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,626 in my college days. 334 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,129 - Bed humps? 335 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,007 - I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. 336 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,301 - And... 337 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,970 uh... what did it say? 338 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,639 - You want me to say it right now? 339 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,478 - Uh... bed bugs? 340 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,647 - What? 341 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,273 - Bed bugs. 342 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,564 I have bed bugs. That's what I texted you about. 343 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,570 See... 344 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,281 Oh. Okay. I-I see. 345 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,993 Bugs was changed to humps, that's uh... 346 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,578 Autocorrect is... 347 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,330 (laughing) 348 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,956 - That's funny. 349 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,918 Okay, right! Okay, yeah, yeah! 350 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,878 Oh, my God, yeah. You need a couch. 351 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,838 Uh, I got a good couch! 352 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,924 I have a couch you can stay on and that key, 353 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,302 the key I gave you, um... it's just a spare key 354 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,346 so, like, you can just give that to me whenever. 355 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,597 (man): Woah! 356 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,432 One of you is actually kinda hot! 357 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,351 - But only one! 358 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,895 (laughing loudly) 359 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,772 - Wonder who they're talking about. 360 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,649 Probably me, right? 361 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,692 (chuckling awkwardly) 362 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,068 (dryer whirring) 363 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,153 - Remember Boris has a girlfriend. 364 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,863 She's 21, she's a model. 365 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,324 - Yes, okay! Also FYI, Barb thinks she's drinking 366 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,659 some expensive ass wine from Paraguay, 367 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:32,121 but she's actually having the Ontario "Zesty Besty White." 368 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,666 - Hello! I just had to take a little... powder my nose. 369 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,127 (chuckling) 370 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,337 Okay. 371 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,549 Is that Chablis? It's a lower percentage, right? 372 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,093 - The one from the Guayr� region? Uh, yeah, yeah. 373 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,429 How did you know? - I'm not feeling the buzz. 374 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,430 I write better buzzed. 375 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,849 Let me try the Vestini Palagrello Bianco. 376 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:52,975 Let's get that going. 377 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,393 - That's right, that's great. 378 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,021 We'll do the Argentinian wine this time. 379 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,689 - So Boris has a girlfriend? 380 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,024 - Oh, yeah! The sexy model. 381 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,234 - Well, she must be pretty dumb. 382 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,153 - Actually, no, she's like... it's crazy. 383 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,949 It's like her huge breasts are as big as her huge brain. 384 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,451 - Don't models usually have small tits? 385 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,327 - Yeah, but she's so famous they were like, 386 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,496 "Ma'am, you can have 'em both." 387 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,582 "Gigantic brain and gigantic tits." 388 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,126 - Yeah, okay. I think I get it. Stop distracting me, I'm busy. 389 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,171 God! Why is this so hard? 390 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,632 It's like this sentimental family shit is disgusting, 391 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,092 it's just bad! 392 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,844 - You know who'd actually be able to give you 393 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,054 some really great pointers? 394 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,014 - Please tell me, I could really use the help. 395 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,265 - Boris' girlfriend! - Yes! 396 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,059 - Yeah! She's such a good speech writer! 397 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,228 - Yeah, I get it, okay. Boris has an amazing girlfriend. 398 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,190 And she's so in love. 399 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:44,652 - They are so in love! It's so cute! 400 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,945 - Dude! - It's totally working! 401 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,448 Wow, check that. 402 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,158 (sniffs) Ew... 403 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,993 - Ready to have some fun? 404 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,620 - Sure. (Zari clears her throat) 405 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,163 - Hi there! 406 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,916 Do you have a moment to talk about a good time for charity? 407 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,710 - What's up, pop? Beautiful body on this wagon. 408 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,671 She's really classy, but she's dirty. 409 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,005 Needs a good soapy hand job. 410 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,465 - H-hand job? 411 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,008 - Yeah, we're doing them in the parking lot 412 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,426 behind the Public Lass! 413 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,595 - Could even get under the hood. Full service, if you like. 414 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,930 (trunk thuds shut) 415 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,473 - No, thank you. I'm married. 416 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,100 - It's a charity. 417 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,936 It's a car wash for charity! It-it's a charity car wash! 418 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,854 - I feel you, you need to check in with the wife 419 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,482 before we give you a good dip and soak? I respect it. 420 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,943 - Yeah... wife. That's married. 421 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,486 - Thank you. Have a good day, sir. 422 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,406 He thinks we're prostitutes! Sex workers! 423 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,282 - What the fuck? - Ladies of the night! 424 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,993 Or like a lady and a they/them of the night! 425 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,704 - I ain't no fuckin' lady! 426 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,164 - $1,500? 427 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,458 Why does everyone want $1,500 from me? 428 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,044 Um, yeah, I know it's a rush job! 429 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,380 But is it really that much to reupholster a chair? 430 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,383 I kinda set it on fire with a hair dryer 431 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,385 because this hot, wet woman... 432 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,514 Actually. Uh, you got any, um... 433 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,976 rates for pretty girls? 434 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,314 Yeah, that makes sense, and, uh... I apologize. 435 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,733 Thank you so much, sir. I will be there in 20 minutes. 436 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,900 (car door slams shut) 437 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,986 (honking aggressively) 438 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,447 Sasha thinks I'm stupid. 439 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:14,450 Bed humps? Bed humps! What is that? 440 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,870 It's not a thing! The sound of traffic. Right? 441 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,247 Okay, let's go! Let's go! 442 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,499 Okay, I'm just like find my life partner right now! 443 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,168 (sobbing) (cars honking in the distance) 444 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,587 I don't wanna join a run club. 445 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,257 (tender music over radio) 446 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,511 - Mm. God, that is disgusting. 447 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:35,846 - Hey! - What? 448 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,097 - So Joanne just texted, 449 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,849 she's stuck in traffic but she's gonna be back soon. 450 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,267 Uh, how's it going with Barb? 451 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,895 - So good. We made her literally sick with jealousy. 452 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,230 She's in the bathroom right now. - Hmm. Might've been the wine. 453 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,399 - The point is you just gotta put the cherry on top! 454 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,567 (chuckling) 455 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,194 - Oh, and we told her that your girlfriend's 456 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,904 a motivational speaker for children. 457 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,447 - Genius. (footsteps approaching) 458 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:57,076 (clears throat) Hello! Honey? Hi. 459 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,619 - Get me a water, I gotta get outta here. 460 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,039 - Yes, Alexis. My girlfriend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend. 461 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,707 God, I can't stop saying that. 462 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,998 How is your model shoot going at the CN Tower? 463 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,672 Oh! They wanna pay you more money? 464 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,799 And they want you to do that speech for the orphans? 465 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,510 Fantastic news! Listen, I'm glad you called because 466 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,595 there's something I actually wanted to ask you. 467 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,889 Uh, would you... 468 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,973 want to get married? 469 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,350 (Barbara gasping) 470 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,143 I was thinking about that speech 471 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,645 that you were practising on me last night, 472 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,397 and I knew I had to make you my wife! 473 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,316 What was that one line again? 474 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,778 Ugh! Beautiful. I gotta tell my friends that. 475 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,155 Ann, Lee, listen to this line my girlfriend wrote. 476 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,282 "You only get one shot, 477 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,118 do not miss your chance to blow, 478 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,787 this opportunity comes once in a lifetime." 479 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,247 - Oh, my God! - Wow. 480 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,540 - That's incredible! - No! Oh, f... 481 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,167 - I know! She's a genius. I think we should elope. 482 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,005 - Goodbye, girlhood. Goodbye, sex. 483 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,172 Goodbye, love. 484 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,717 (melancholic music playing in the distance) 485 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,592 - Oh. - Yo! 486 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,678 - Show us your tits! 487 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,096 - Are you talking to me? 488 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,222 - Yes! - Yeah! 489 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,974 (tires screeching) (Joanne screaming) 490 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,475 (loud crash) 491 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,102 - Oh, my God! - Shit! 492 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,895 - Joanne! 493 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,439 - Oh, my God, are you okay? 494 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,107 - Oh, my God! Joanne! - What the fuck happened? 495 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,358 - Oh, my God! - What is... 496 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,735 (exclaiming excitedly) 497 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,778 (speaking over each other) 498 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,904 - Oh, my God, fuck! 499 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,406 (laughing) 500 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,324 - Yo! 501 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,243 (yelling with excitement) 502 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,203 Are you kidding me? 503 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,872 - Oh, my God! 504 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,457 - The money was in the kilt! 505 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,753 The moose kilt! The legend was true! 506 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:32,713 - Wait, wait, wait! How much do you think this is? 507 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,174 - Oh, definitely enough for the league fees! 508 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,550 - Oh, yeah! 509 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,052 - Wait, where-where's Barb? 510 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,053 (Barbara): Right here. 511 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,555 - Um... 512 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,894 Wait. We... 513 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,820 We... 514 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,523 - You raised all that? 515 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,776 - Yes, we did. 516 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,569 - Wow. - Yup. 517 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,862 (sighs) 518 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,156 - This is the type of moment that really calls for a speech. 519 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,783 (Barb clears her throat) 520 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,535 First of all, I just wanna say how proud I am 521 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,370 of all of you. 522 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,498 Nobody thought you could do this! 523 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,249 But you didn't give up! 524 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:13,253 You showed up, you worked hard, you took a risk! Guess what? 525 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:17,550 That work? That risk? It worked out! Because, look! 526 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:24,516 So, you know, I'm just so struck by today. It's the love! 527 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,395 You know? The love that you have for your team! 528 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:34,316 Because when you find love, when you find someone... 529 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:38,278 something... you gotta go after it. 530 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,949 Because listen up, if you don't... 531 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,910 it could just... it could find somebody else. 532 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,246 Congratulations! 533 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,921 - Yeah. 534 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,852 - Barbara, that speech was amazing. 535 00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:55,295 Much better than anything my girlfriend 536 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,630 could've ever written. 537 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:59,049 - Yeah, I know it was. I just needed a little something 538 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,843 called inspiration. 539 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,428 Where are my keys? 540 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,973 I have to go my niece and say that speech again right now. 541 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,100 - Barbara, I have to tell you- - That's enough. Guess what? 542 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,352 I don't know whatever it is this little game that you're playing, 543 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:13,230 but I'm not buying it, mister. 544 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,316 And your girlfriend? 545 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,068 She stole that line from a white rapper. 546 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,445 - But- - Yeah. 547 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,906 Keys! Right now! 548 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:23,907 Yes! - No. 549 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,994 Sorry, I don't wanna be the Fun Police again, 550 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,705 but I have to draw the line at drunk driving. 551 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,206 Wow, okay. 552 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,917 Oh! What a relief! 553 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,086 Trying to be fun, and relaxed, and easygoing 554 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,671 is very exhausting. 555 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,590 Ah! I feel great. (chuckling with relief) 556 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,259 - Well, okay, Mrs. Narc. 557 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,553 I guess you're gonna drive me then. 558 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:45,764 Boring! 559 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,767 - Mrs. Narc. It's got a ring to it. 560 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,602 - Uh, just... keep the windows down. 561 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,479 - Yup! - Yeah. Thank you in advance. 562 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,105 - Gotta give my speech to my family now. 563 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,398 - Barb, put your seatbelt on. - Yup! 564 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,151 The car reeks! Is that me? 565 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,819 - Guess your plan didn't work out. 566 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,279 (smacking lips) 567 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,532 - Slow burn, big Melly. Just wait. 568 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,744 Tonight, she'll be eating her mom's spaghetti 569 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,747 and not understand why the only thing she can think about 570 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,916 is Boris. 571 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,417 (cackling) 572 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,045 - Well, well, well. You know what? 573 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,838 You guys got a lot of nerve. 574 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,884 - Listen, ma'am, we're sorry. About the moose and the car. 575 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,469 - And for talking so disrespectfully 576 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,388 about your titties. 577 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:28,931 We only did it for our YouTube channel. 578 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,057 - Huh? 579 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,809 - Yeah, okay, it's this video channel where we do 580 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,519 these pranks but the videos that get the most views 581 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,937 are the ones where we're rude to women. 582 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,897 - It's a really bad positive feedback loop, 583 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:38,899 'cause we actually fully respect women. 584 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,568 - Like, fully respect. You know, women in their 30s. 585 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,903 - Yeah, sure, sure... 586 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,406 Yeah, so... like, you guys didn't actually wanna... 587 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,616 Want me to show you my tits? 588 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,660 - No! - Definitely not. 589 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:52,329 - No. We just wanna make this absolutely clear, 590 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,706 we did not wanna see your bitties. 591 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,749 - I get it. - Yeah. 592 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,000 - I got it. 593 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,794 - But we were just talking about how you have, 594 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,714 like, this... irresistible inner glow. 595 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,008 - Yeah. Radiant inner beauty. - Yeah? 596 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:05,008 - Yeah. 597 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,177 - And it would be our honour to give you 30% 598 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,429 of the profits we make on this video. 599 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,972 (chuckles) - Yeah? 600 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:10,806 - Yeah! 601 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,683 "Milf Prank Reaction Complication." 602 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,018 (laughing) 603 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,269 - Should be a lot! - Yeah! 604 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,562 - Let's go! 605 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,647 - Uh, let's workshop that name, though. Yeah? 606 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:22,317 - Joanne! We are rich, like the peanut man who has a monocle! 607 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,360 - Yeah! 608 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:27,239 - $3,852.46! 609 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,201 (yelling in excitement) 610 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:35,247 - That's enough for the seat repair! And the league fees! 611 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,584 I am so sorry I doubted you guys about the buried treasure. 612 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,210 - Hey, I mean, it was really Zari's idea. 613 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,503 - To Juicy Moosey! 614 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,464 (everyone): To Juicy Moosey! 615 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,007 (glasses clinking) 616 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:48,260 - Who taught me an important lesson. 617 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,845 It's not about what's on the outside, 618 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,097 but what's on the inside that counts. 619 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,975 - Money! - Yes, money. 620 00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:58,187 And inner radiant beauty. 621 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,565 Huh, I'm feeling inspired, so... 622 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:04,194 Who wants to help me set up a new dating profile? 623 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,779 - I got banned from all those. Can't do it. 624 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,988 - Okay. - I'll do it. 625 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,240 (Celtic music playing) 626 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,826 - Okay. Yeah. Um... 627 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,328 - Great. Yeah, show me your profile pictures. 628 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,379 - Cool. 629 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,332 - Yeah... 630 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,583 - Ooh! - What's that? 631 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:22,169 (automated voice): You have one new message. 632 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:25,214 (Barbara): Joanne! God, my head is fucking pounding. 633 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,174 Listen, the car reeks, okay? 634 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,426 And I don't know what you guys did yesterday 635 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,470 but it fucking smells, yeah! 636 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,764 It smells. So if something happened, 637 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,057 I'm gonna need to hear about it. 638 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,017 And also, just in case you were wondering, 639 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:40,062 the first communion speech went very well. 640 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:43,148 A lot of people said I was really good at my speech, 641 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:46,235 so you can let Boris know, you know, whatever, 642 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:47,736 that yeah, okay... 643 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:50,280 Which is really good stuff. 644 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,448 Anyway, listen, the car reeks, 645 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,200 so I would like to talk about that, okay? 646 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,869 Subtitling: difuze 647 00:24:54,919 --> 00:24:59,469 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0